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So it’s February in Vancouver and while some days are quite sunny, it still can be quite cold outside. Cold enough to see your breath.

I can’t stand it when I see someone drive by with the top down in their convertible. It’s so idiotic. They are bundled up like they are going to the North Pole and driving around with their breath freezing on their face and their snot turning to icicles. How the hell is that cool?

Hey dumb-asses. I GET IT! You have a convertible! Thank hell you have it down during a sunny day or I wouldn’t have fucking noticed. Please, please, please, can you beat me over the head with the fact that you are one of the elite and have a convertible? Oh look! It’s sunny. Look everyone! The roof of my car can come down! Aren’t I cool? Ladies, be sure to line up!

Here’s a very simple concept…you look like a stupid moron with tears in your eyes and snot hanging down. No one gives a damn that you have a convertible and believe it or not, it’s not something super special! ANYONE CAN HAVE ONE! It doesn’t take any special talent or skill.

It’s obvious that the people who do this are so pathetic that they absolutely need to show their “coolness” even when it’s absolutely not appropriate. They really don’t understand that no one cares! It does NOT make them more cool.

Wait until the weather is hot enough to put down the roof, shit-brains. The purpose is to feel the wind in your hair and cool you off….not to freeze yourself silly and let everyone else know what a pathetic fool you are.

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June 06th 2004 Posted to   Just Test